A sign I saw in the bathroom at dinner tonight: Energiz Paper, Tank You!
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What...Did I just use some sort of caffeine-infused paper? Do you want me to be eco-friendly? What do you want from me!?
Thus began and ended my mini breakdown of the day.
In the last two days, I have come across five glorious reasons why China is absolutely, unequivocally, crazy.
1. You make giant Iphones (illegally. But who cares? You are China- do whatcha gonna do.)
2. You brain-wash people while they get thur hairs did.
3. You consider dogs to be walking, barking food items.
^^^^^Yes, that does say Dog Meat^^^^^
^^^^^…yup. It is what you think it is.^^^^^
4. You have large groups of middle-aged ladies dancing in the middle of the street.
5. Subway time is phone time. ONLY PHONE TIME…and stare –at-white-girl time.
But, all the same, you provide me with endless amounts of entertainment, so keep it up, China, keep it up.
I love this Taylor!! That lady in the hair salon looked like an alien!! Please don't tell me you ate the dog... if so which was better that or the purple ice cream?? Love you and miss you!!
ReplyDeletewell that hair contraption looks like nothing anyone should be hooked up to. unless it's the future.
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